I forgot to mention . . .

The dreaded goatee: gone. Not gone gone, but shaved down to a respectable length. Allegedly, it was not due in any part to my repeated, but subtle, hints about my distaste for it. Frankly I don't give a shit why it's gone, let's just all be thankful that it's gone. Cause now I can bring him home to my mom. Huzzah!