Assignment America

So, since my easily-ridiculed dating life seems to be slowing down, I'd like for my loyal readers to email me with stories of their own bad dates. You don't need to tell huge long stories-- even just a one-liner of something someone said to you. Anything that sticks out in your mind as being like, "Wow, remember that date? That guy? That was retarded." I'm going to edit and form them all into a new post, to share the joy.